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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014
❝ I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.

— Ferdinand Von Schrubentauffrt (via opaletta)

(Source: word-digest)

the-kids-want-narcotics:

☮

ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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❝ Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.

— (via stay-ocean-minded)

(Source: hazelhirao)

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 
pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:



sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me



omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”