And then there’s Thranduil.
Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
- William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)
(Source: whitegirlgrant, via youweremyforever)