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lothiriel-starr:

And then there’s Thranduil. 

(via viridislupus)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

- William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

(Source: whitegirlgrant, via youweremyforever)

thelaughingmango:

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via topfunnystuff)