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asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

snazziest:

I wonder if butterflies talk shit about each other

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh