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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via iwillmindfuckyou)

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

(Source: sandandglass, via baconating)

ashtonsdigits:

i feel everything about this vine in my soul

(via penisvvrinkle)

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via pursuitofhapppinessss)